what if the funds actually were SAFU?

Gold vs Solana
maybe the first “pre-bonded” and auto matically graduating pump token for the trenchers
CA: pump
SAFU is pre-bonded and will graduate 🎓
the 1st coins bought on pumpfun were 🔒 LOCKED 🔒 and paired to GOLD (VNXAU) in a raydium LP (SAFU-GOLD ❔) with a high FEE ❔ at 4%
pre-bonded 🚀 at launch
SAFU-GOLD 4% fee LP —> Earns fees in both SAFU and Gold (VNXAU)
Then, Meteora Liquidity Pools were setup using the DAMMv2 (DYN) and the token supply LOCKED.
SAFU-SOL 6% fee LP —> Pays fees in SOL
SAFU-GOLD 6% fee LP —> Pays fees in SAFU
SAFU-GOLD 6% fee LP —> Pays fees in GOLD (VNXAU)
When the prices of Sol and Gold move apart, bots will buy SAFU and pay FEES driving the price of SAFU higher ❔, so unless Solana or Gold go to 0️⃣ SAFU will always have buyers/demand
SAFU will always have a SOL price
SAFU will always have a GOLD price
If SOL price goes UP, they will add gold to the LP to get SAFU and sell it for SOL
If GOLD price goes up, they will buy SAFU and sell it for GOLD.
If SAFU price goes up, the Liquidity Pools (LPs) will pull in SOL and GOLD to back SAFU value.
If SOL and GOLD go down in price, SAFU will go down in cash terms.
If SOL and GOLD go higher in the future, you benefit from SAFU being backed by both, and the HIGH FEES it earns during choppy up and down price swings (volatility).
Will the price of GOLD go up faster than SOL? Will the price of Solana go up faster than GOLD? The SAFU coin is BACKED by both.

Community
Trenchers, Gold Bulls, Perp Traders resting between trades, can all find people to talk to, and value in the SAFU community
Philosophy
The funds should be SAFU
The trenchers should win sometimes.
This will be good, this will be fun.
Ever desireless, one can see the mystery.
Ever desiring, one can see the manifestations.